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Family Guy Can't Touch Me


Cop: Hey thats against the Law! Your Coming with me!
Peter: Nuh uh uh! Can't Touch Me!
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Song Starts
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Peter: Can't Touch Me!

Ju - Ju - Ju - Ju - Just like the badguy from Lethal Weapon 2,
I got diplimatic immunity. So, Hammer, You can't sue.

I can write grafitti, even Jay Walk in the street.
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, And touch your sisters teat.
Can't Touch Me!

Peter: Can't Touch Me!
Adam West: What in God's name is he doing?
Peter: Can't Touch Me!
Cleveland: I beleive thats the worm.

Peter: Stop! Peter Time!

I'm a big shot! Theres no doubt!
Lite a fire, then pee it out!
Don't like it? Kiss my rump!
Just for a minute, lets all do the bump!

Can't touch me!
Yeah! Do the Peter Griffin Bump!
Can't touch me!

I'm presedental Peter!
Intern's think i'm hot!
Don't care if your handicapped,
I'll still park in your spot!

I've been around the world!
From Hartford to Bambay!
It's Peter! Go Peter! I'm so Peter! Yo, Peter!
Lets see Regis rap this way!
Can't touch me!

Except for you, you can touch me.



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