Family Force 5 Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog
And we'd begged her not to go
But she'd forgot her medication
So she staggered out into the snow
When they found her Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints on her forehead
And Claus marks on her back
Grandma, She got ran over
She got ran over by a reindeer y'all
Grandma, She got ran over
She got ran over by a reindeer y'all
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Now were all so proud of Grandpa
He's been takin' this so well
See him in there watchin' football
Drinkin' root beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle
It's not Christmas without Grandma
All the family's dressed in black
Do we open up her gifts or
Should we send them back?
Grandma, She got ran over
She got ran over by a reindeer y'all
Grandma, She got ran over
She got ran over by a reindeer y'all
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding's made of fig
And the blue and silver candle
Would have matched Grandma's wig
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves
Grandma, She got ran over
She got ran over by a reindeer y'all
Grandma, She got ran over
She got ran over by a reindeer y'all
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!
(Grandma)But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!
(She got ran over) But as for me and Grandpa, we
believe!
