Fall Fantastic Life
Got eighteen months for espionage Too much brandy for breakfast And people tend to let you down It's a swine. Fantastic life No penicillin to [eastern Great] Britain And one thing I have found What you cast out will hit back And a man of pride has to deny his Fantastic life Ours is not to look back Ours is to continue the crack Met a fifty-four year old dustbin man And four years he'd been in Jerusalem Sell surplus oil to Arab fighters for aircraft. Fails to burn Jewish terrorists Well it's a little.. Fantastic life Spells too easy to buy nowadays And there's interference with the mail And you just can't get out the words Some people think if they had a job they'd be well Hell! A fantastic lie! The Siberian mushroom Santa Was in fact Rasputin's brother And he gets to walk round Whitechapel To further the religion of forgive, sin, and murder Fantastic lie! The white bread prole [big head] He said he had a barney on Corporation Street He said he told the policeman what he really thought But knowing him I don't believe that crap A Fantastic lie And I just thought I'd tell you And I just thought I'd tell you About fantastic life And I just thought I'd tell you Some fantastic lies And I just thought I'd tell you And I just thought I'd tell you I walked right round Wakefield Jail A fantastic life And I just thought I'd tell you And I just thought I'd tell you
