Fake Laugh Apology
[Verse 1]
Surely I can't be wrong
I've waited here so long
And you know where to find me
Propped up at the nearest bar
Staring at my jar
With a jukebox behind me
[Pre-Chorus 1]
I wish I had more to say
So I could Illuminate
I wish I had more to give
But I don't got nothing
[Chorus]
Could I interest you in an apology?
Or an excuse?
I've got a few hangin' 'round
Hangin' loose
There's a chance I could offer an anecdote
Or maybe a joke
I could always take it back
If I've misspoke
Oh
[Verse 2]
Surely this can't be right
I've waited here all night
And you still haven't found me
I figured you'd be here soon
You'd waltz across the room
With the keys to the city
[Pre-Chorus 2]
We could go somewhere small
Talk about something big
But the moment I try to give
I realize I got nothing
[Chorus]
Could I interest you in an apology?
Or an excuse?
I've got a few hangin' 'round
Hangin' loose
There's a chance I could offer an anecdote
Or maybe a joke
I could always take it back
If I've misspoke
[Chorus 2]
Could I interest you in an apology?
It might be recycled
But it should still work, I think
I'm sorry if not
Could I interest you in this apology?
It's all I can do
Pretty sure I haven't got much else
To offer you
Oh
