Fairport Convention Million Dollar Bash
Well, that big dumb blonde with Gorgeous George And Turtle, a friend of theirs, with his cheques all forged And his cheeks in a trunk with a cheese in the cash You're all gonna be there at that million dollar bash, and it's (Chorus) Ooh baby, ooh-ee Ooh baby, ooh-ee It's that million dollar bash Everybody from right now go over there and back The louder they come, well the bigger they crack Come now, ?sweet pea?, and don't forget the flash We're all gonna meet at that million dollar bash (Chorus) Well, I took my counsellor out to the barn Silly Nelly was there, she told him a yarn Then along came Jones and emptied the trash Everybody went down to that million dollar bash (Chorus) Well, I been hittin' it too hard, you know, my ?sloes? won't take I get up in the morning, bit too early to wake First it's "Hello", then "Goodbye", they push and they crash But everybody's gonna make it to that million dollar bash (Chorus) Well, I looked at my watch then I looked at my wrists Punched myself in my face with my fists and I Took my taters back a-home to be mashed But then I made it right on to that million dollar bash (Chorus) (Chorus) (Chorus)
