Fabulous Thunderbirds Why Get Up
Chorus:
Why get up
Why get up
How can I get up
Why should I get up
This whole world's gone crazy
Think I've seen enough
I'm gonna sleep forever
Why get up
Phone keeps ringing right off the hook
Some bill collector
I know what cooks
Think I'll stay in bed
Dream all day
World outside bugs me anyway
When I get things going
The going gets rough
So I ask myself
Why get up
Chorus
Went to the doctor
He said lose some weight
If you don't do it quick
We'll have to operate
I talked to my lawyer
He said case is closed
That woman got it all
Even the garden hose
Staring at the ceiling
Thinking just my luck
Better roll back over
Why get up
Chorus
Well I can't quit drinking
I'm nervous all the time
When I wake up it's like
A ton of lead on my mind
What was it I said
To that girl last night
She really got upset
I best stay out of sight
I remember a gun and
Calling somebody's bluff
I better duck under the covers
Why get up
Chorus
Repeat chorus
