Example Music Industry Experts (SKIT)
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Uh, uh, Elliot, yeah, it's Lawrence
Been meaning to catch up with you regarding the new batch of demos
I know we had to cancel dinner the other week 'cause of my trip to Miami
Anyway, it's me and Caspian, we're here
Hi Elliot, yeah, Caspian here, hope all is good
Yeah, thanks, yeah
We had a meeting just now, all the team here, we really love the new songs you've been doing, especially the one in L.A with Grammy boy Lammy
But I feel, we feel
Yeah, we feel (We feel)
That none of 'em are cutting it to be honest (No)
We know you know the club world better than us (Yeah, yeah)
But if we're gonna get Peter McPlaylist at Radio Uno (Radio Uno, yeah) to give you the hottest record in the galaxy then you're gonna have to go back to some of the more, you know, like, you stuff, you know, uh-
Elliot, if you don't mind me interjecting, Lawrence, sorry
I had a great chat with Tony Don't Phone Me at London City FM and he felt that your relevance lies in your ability to speak to like, students of today, whilst also like, you know, being able to ride a funk-, not funky, but like a dirty, subby, baseline, like, sort of like Dizzee, Bonkers (Yeah, yeah, exactly Caspian)
Keep the drums and claps a bit more house rather than EDM, if you get me?
Like, like Jax Jones and Duke Dumont (Yeah)
But with your voice on it and with like, hints of Stormzy's flow just to bring it up to date a bit more, if you get me?
Yeah, yeah, that kind of thing
Yeah, yeah (Yeah, totally, totally)
And we saw the big boss man in the canteen earlier (Yeah)
Aldente Presidenté (Mm, yeah, we saw him)
And he reckons if you can get Calvin Harris (Calvin, Calvin) to play some flute on final production, we can probably twist some arms and use his name for a feature
Actually, he said jazz flutes
Yeah, yeah, actually, he did (He said jazz flute)
Anyway, anyway, shh, shh, shh,yeah
Just hit us back when you get this and don't worry about a thing, we're all really excited about the new direction
And uh, we'll see you at Glastonbury next week for a few toots (Oh, more than a few)
Yeah, we'll be spending all of the leftovers from Black Eyed Peas, Graham Norton budget on the old Peruvian (Yeah, aha)
Yeah, see ya, bye
Yeah, bye
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Yeah, shut up
Oh, okay
