Everybody Loves Irene Magical Box
When I was 17, something on the screen
Teach me how to think to be a plastic queen
They said the tube's magical, some said it's quizzical
To me it's ethereal so we agree that's prodigal
I don't know why I need it for
I just can't run hide or ignore
Hypodermic a little pinprick
Epidemic being a belief
Now I'm 24, and my soul was sold
To the brand new god that I found inside the box
