Eve Philly Cheese Steak (Skit)
[Guy]:
Gotta a girl that I think I'm gon love forever and forever we'll be together together
[Guy 2]:
Who that my nigga U rax?
[Guy]:
No motherfuckin doubt. Who that my man Fuquan top of fifth?
[Guy 2]:
What up baby?
[Guy]:
Ain't nothin baby holdin it down out here blazin some of this Glenwood. I'm hungrier than a hostage dawg. I'm on my way to the store. Come with me real quick. Hey hey hey hey yo!
[Foreign guy]:
What? All my money grippers.
[Guy]:
Yeah it's me baby. What's goin on Ackman? You got any good cheese steaks?
[Foreign guy]:
Ackman? My brother Ackman. My name is Raul.
[Guy]:
Oh my fault Raul. What's up baby?
[Foreign guy]:
No prob, let's go.
[Guy]:
Let me get a two Philly cheese steaks salt pepper ketchup mayonnaise fried onions...
[Foreign guy]:
Hold up man. What type of motherfuckin shit? What the f..ck you orderin some shit?
[Guy]:
That's a Philly cheese steak man.
[Foreign guy]:
I don't know that part. You put garlic mayonnaise bell pepper.
[Guy]:
Huh?
[Foreign guy]:
And lettuce on a cheese steak.
[Guy]:
No no you totally off now. Listen you don't know shit about Philly dawg.
[Foreign guy]:
Listen no keep keep...
[Guy]:
You don't know shit about 28th and Jefferson
[Guy 2]:
Philly steaks man.
[Foreign guy]:
I know that part my cousin stay that part.
[Guy}:
21st and Siegal.
[Foreign guy]:
My uncle build buildings there.
[Guy]:
10th and Pappal.
[Foreign guy]:
My stocks in the building there too.
[Guy]:
Lehigh Avenue.
[Foreign guy]:
I wear Levi's. You know I wear the Levi's.
[Guy]:
I said Lehigh Avenue.
[Foreign guy]:
You can't tell me where I am from. I'm from Philly.
[Guy]:
You're not from Philly.
[Foreign guy]:
Philly. And the Philly top of the line. No you get the f..ck out and go find the AK
[Guy]:
Oh there you go with that AK shit again. Alright listen baby. I'm a holla back at ya. Now what I'm sayin.
[Foreign guy]:
Okay motherfucker. Money fret grip tight jeans.
[Guy 2]:
This guy's not from Philly man.
[Foreign guy]:
I'm from Philly.
[Guy]:
No Philly where we from.
[Foreign guy]:
No Philly is where I am from.
[Guy]:
Remember that.
[Guy 2]:
Remember that nigga. f..ck you and that cheese steak man.
