Vampire Blues Lyrics

Vampires are suckin' all of my energy.

Strike the campfire inside your torso. Let it breathe.

Fuck you dam liars. I'm a spiritual entity.

I'm inspired, enlighten my enemies like Buddha.

Better hide the shoefly pie, I'm too high

Rot your madula oblangata if I'm not in your hookah

Seduce ya, with the medusa. Snake!

Rock ya, you hotta? You halucinatin'

Strike the nag champra, the mob's swampin' like

Frogs hop in the bog, while I'm stompin with' god my gongs chomp ya!

I'm a monster! My entrepreneurship is

To crush your porsche with a tonka.

Dip you in bronze, I'm twisted like Croissants are.

Lazy. There's no synonyms for the sin in them.

Paisley, bamboo's bandanna's I'm printin'

Tai Chi, while you sippin, Hi C, I'm simmerin'

Chai tea, clove, cardamom, ginger and cinnamon

Do that! I ain't playin' your crew's wack move

Back I ain't gotta prove jack girls like the way I

Do that! When I rap, who dat?

Gimme dap, Bamboo's back, you know you like the way I

Do that! I ain't playin' your crew's wack move

Back I ain't gotta prove jack girls like the way I

Do that! When I rap, who dat?

Gimme dap, Bamboo's back

I was gettin' higher

I was gettin' higher

I was gettin' higher

'Til I seen a Vampire!

Back it up, when I rack it up, smack it up, pack it up to go.

I be snatchin' the social fabric and act out a puppet show

When I rock a show each skyscraper block is a domino.

So do you possess less power than Barack Obama? No.

So Karate chop and block a blow, pocket a block a blow?

Hell no. Hop in my rocketship cockpit lock the Do'

No! Icarus wings

Shit! All the kids sing

Your spaceship was made in Taiwan.

I fly around and stop all the bombs.

Wait, my spaceship was made in taiwan?

So Who am I? um

I am the terror in the mist

I am the one-eyed fist

I am the smerk on the rapist

I am the liar in the void

I am the beast that bangs!

*growl* Fangs!

Vampires laugh "Tell 'em what's true.

You're one us. Geez, how could you?"

Do that! I ain't playin' your crew's wack move

Back I ain't gotta prove jack girls like the way I

Do that! When I rap, who dat?

Gimme dap, Bamboo's back, you know you like the way I

Do that! I ain't playin' your crew's wack move

Back I ain't gotta prove jack girls like the way I

Do that! When I rap, who dat?

I am a vampire

Let me see your hands higher

Only way to transpire

Is if you catch me

I am a vampire

Need to see your hands higher

I cannot transpire

Unless you believe in me

Catch me, catch me if you can

I would love to be your friend

But if not, I'm out the door

And I will start another war

Come, shine your light on me

And you will see there's

Nothing to be afraid of

Forgive me for what I lack

And there will be no wings on my back

That's they way you

Do that! I ain't playin' your crew's wack

Move back I ain't gotta prove jack

I was gettin' higher

I was gettin' higher

I was gettin' higher

'Til I seen a Vampire!