Eric Grothe Jr Where's Your Daddy
(Where's your daddy baby?)
I met a pretty lady and I thought she was the one
She even loved my chicken legs and my Jeniffer lopez bum
Things were goin' awesome but they quickly turned to bad
'Cause that aint the way that I was prepared for the requests she had
She said "Can you grow a scruffy beard and where some 80's clothes
Can you also shave your head and grow hair from your nose?"
My guardian angel came to me and this advice he had
"Forget about man can't you see, she's got a fedish for your dad"
(Where's your daddy, where where's your daddy?)
(Where's your daddy, where wher's your daddy baby?)
I ate a tub of ice cream cause I wanted to forget
Then my brother set me up with a sexy tall brunette
It was obvious she was diggin' me and thought I was the best
She couldn't stop runnin' her fingernails through my sweaty hairy chest
She took me to her bedroom and I almost freakin' fainted
This headcase had a shrine of my old man that she had painted
Everywhere I go all the ladys wanna know is
(Where's your daddy, where wher's your daddy?)
Every time I pass all the lady's wanna ask is
(Where's your daddy, where where's your daddy baby?)
Finally I found a girl who loved me just for me
But before we tied the knot there was a request from the preist
"If anyone opposes please be sure to speak up now
Otherwise stay seated and forever zip your mouth"
I thought that I was safe until my dad jumped up and said
"Don't marry my loser son girl, marry me instead"
Everywhere I go all the ladys wanna know is
(Where's your daddy, where where's your daddy?)
Every time I pass all the ladys wanna ask is
(Where's your daddy, where where's your daddy baby?)
"Hay there son, its ok
You could be a legend too some day
But until then, the only thing the ladys wanna know is"
(Where's your daddy, where where's your daddy?)
(Where's your daddy, where where's your daddy baby?)