English Dogs I Need An Operation
Some f..cker wants to have a go at me
He don't like my personality
But he's a cunt and he will see
No f..cker ever knocked out me
I battered the bastard round the f..cking head
A pool cue nicked from the Old Queens Head
Felt sorry for him his dad was dead
No f..cker ever knocked out me
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I need an operation
Magistrate said give him eighteen months
Been fourteen years living in this dump
I've got to be honest I've got the hump
No f..cker ever knocked out me
Last week I won nutter of the year
Longest serving patient in here
They think I'm beaten, bad idea
No f..cker ever knocked out me
Hate you, hate me, hate the cage
Giving me pills what make me strange
Words my now I can't arrange
No f..cker ever knocked out me