Smelly Pirate Hooker Lyrics

Emo Side Project Smelly Pirate Hooker

I've got a bad taste in my mouth from last night.
I don't remember what I did.
I guess my pants were way too tight.
I look over next to me.
There's this girl with a patch on her eye and she's
staring at my knees.

Smelly pirate hooker,
Please make my dreams come true.
Come on shore again,
But please still be my friend.

Oh, oral pleasures aboard this pirate ship.
You and me can sail the seas cause on the radar we're
just a blip.
But don't get any bright ideas or I'll pay you the flat
rate.
Do something to me cause I'm not paying you to
masturbate.

Smelly pirate hooker,
Please make my dreams come true.
Ride my boat all night.
It'll make things alright.

Smelly pirate hooker,
You really don't smell that bad.
And you're not a hooker
Because I didn't pay you.

So goodbye.