Emmet Swimming This Is My Life
Mother sent me off to school
With a brand new Mead folder
I was singing in the choir
God was sitting on my shoulder
My whole life seems so constipated
Is it your fault that I'm refusing to believe
This is my life and I will live it underground
I know, I know who I am
This is my life
And I'll go plowing through the garden
I stop, I stare, I know I think I can
Father put me on the stool
And I'm sure you'll agree
If I finish my dinner, will you buy me a law degree
My whole damn world stops and spits at me
I try to run the forest, I'm stuck with a tree
This is my life and I will live it underground
I know, I know who I am
This is my life
And I'll go plowing through the garden
I stop, I stare, I know I think I can
And when I'm down I'll wonder
What did I do to make you luagh
I think I'll put on a habit
And merge with the bee's
I know I can
This is my life and I will live it underground
I know, I know who I am
This is my life
And I'll go plowing through the garden
I stop, I stare, I know I think I can
Somebody take my life
