Emilie Autumn Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
			
Some things in life are bad 
They can really make you mad 
Other things just make you swear and curse 
When you're chewing on life's gristle 
Don't grumble, give a whistle 
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life
If life seems jolly rotten 
There's something you've forgotten 
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing 
When you're feeling in the dumps 
Don't be silly chumps 
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing
And always look on the bright side of life
Come on!
Always look on the right side of life
For life is quite absurd 
And death's the final word 
You must always face the curtain with a bow 
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin 
Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow
So, always look on the bright side of death
A-just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life
C'mon Brian, cheer up!
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
Worse things happen at sea, you know
Always look on the bright side of life
I mean, what have you got to lose
You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to 
nothing
What have you lost? Nothing!
Always look on the right side of life....
Nothing will come from nothing, you know what they say?
Cheer up you old bugger, c'mon give us a grin!
There you are, see, it's the end of the film
Incidentally, this record is available in the foyer
Some of us have to got live as well, you know
(???)
Who do you think pays for all this rubbish
They're not gonna make their money back, you know
I told them, I said to them, Bernie, I said they'll 
never make their money back