My Batteries Dead Lyrics

(Talking)

How was your day?

(Sing)

I woke up this morning,

I had a shower and some breakfast

I then went to start my car

But my battery was dead,

My battery was dead,

My battery was deada

But my battery was dead

So I decided to walk instead

I decided to walk instead

I went catch a bus but the bus had gone,

The bus had gone, the bus had gone

I went to catch a bus but the bus had gone

So I decided to walk instead

I decided to walk instead

I went to start my car, but my battery was dead.

My battery was dead, my battery was dead

I went to start my car but my battery was dead

So I decided to walk instead

I decided to walk instead

I called a taxi but the taxi didn't stop,

The taxi didn't stop, the taxi didn't stop

I called a taxi but the taxi didn't stop

So I decided to walk instead

I decided to walk instead

I went to start my car but my battery was dead

My battery was dead, my battery was dead

I went to start my car but my battery was dead, so

I decided to walk instead,

I decided to walk instead

I went to catch a train but the train had gone

The train had gone, the train had gone

I went to catch a train but the train had gone

So I decided to walk instead

I decided to walk instead

I went to start my car but my battery was dead my battery was dead

My battery was dead, I went to start my car but my battery was dead, so

I decided to walk instead.

I decided to walk instead

It started to rain so I hitched a lift home it started to rain

So I hitched a lift home, it started to rain so

I hitched a lift home

The driver was cookooo, so

I decided to walk instead

I decided to walk instead

I went to start my car but my battery was dead

I went to start my car but my battery was dead

I went to start my car but my battery was dead

So I decided to walk instead.

I decided to walk instead

I was soaking wet and feeling mad

I was soaking wet and feeling mad

I was soaking wet and feeling mad

So I just walked home and got in bed

I went to start my car but my battery was dead

I went to start my car but my battery was dead

I went to start my car but my battery was dead

So I decided to walk instead,

I decided to walk instead

I just gave up and went back to bed,

Because my batteries dead

(Talking)

So the car won’t start then

Oh just leave it, I need a new car anyway

Maybe it’s the oil? Probably

I've not checked it in ten years

Anyway you shouldn't hitch hike it's dangerous!

Oh I know, I won’t do it again?

Thanks for caring, do you wan a cup of tea?

I've got some biscuits your favourite

Yeah All right then