Edward Skeletrix Slavery
[Intro]
It's been about twenty minutes since my last shopping spree
And (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), I— I just can't not shop, you know?
It's a real problem for me, I go shopping a lot
And I spend a lot of money on, like, clothes and things that I just don't need
Um, so I made this rule for myself that I can only use the money that I earn from donating plasma
I can only use that card if I wanted to go shopping
And then I use my other money that I get from my regular job from— for my bills and things that I need and whatnot
But shopping only spent on the life card
That way I'm not really losing anything by going shopping
I'm just losing a little bit of plasma
It's, it's not a big deal, so (That's all?)
[Verse 1]
I need help
I need help
Call my brothers
Call my sister
I need help
I need help writing this song
'Cause my worth depend on this song
Please save me from the studio
Please save me from myself
Get out there and go break your arm
I'm a slave on a good day
Holding back on what I could say
Holding back on what I should say
As above, so below, it's a sunny day (Oh)
Out of my body
Out of my body, out of my body (Oh)
Take me out of my body
[Chorus]
Out of my body (Oh)
Can't trust nobody
I'm a slave on a good day (Oh)
[Verse 2]
I should listen to what my brain say
I don't know if it's really me
All them thoughts, think I'm crazy
Out of my body, can't trust nobody (Oh)
Out of my body
Let's a toast a drink up, throw in that roxy (Oh)
Take me out of my body
Spirits are lifted
Spirits are lifted
I don't wanna care
I don't wanna care
Out of my body
Take me out
[Chorus]
Out of my body
Can't trust nobody
I'm a slave on a good day
[Break]
I'm addicted to shopping
And buying things and having things that I don't need, I don't want
Out of my body
It's just not like really dead and lifeless (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
[Outro]
I went donated plasma today, as you can see
And guess what the first thing was that I did?
I went to the store, surprise, surprise, ha-ha-ha
And, um—
