Earl Stout Armitage Shanks
*Armitage Shanks, it's a type of sink Don't eat foreign meat, 'specially if it's pink A nast bug in your stomach will grow And make your band miss it's first show Castle Blarney, County Cork Might've been the chicken but ti wasn't pork A cozy little joint by the name of Mac's Pub Me and John and Adam stopped in for some grub Spent the night in Dublin, spirits were high Ordered chicken curry, no reason why The next afternoon, oh how I had to shit Something from the Emerald Isle threw me in a fit Admitted to the Hospital I had blood in my stool I was looking pretty bad, but I kept my cool My mom, she flew in from the states My dad was worrying sick But I had no girlfriend to even give a shit
