Dwarves f..ck Em All
I f..cked one in the basement
I f..cked one in the hall
f..cked one at a toilet seat in a bathroom stall
f..cked one in an alley
Up against the wall
I f..cked em all
I f..cked one in Exotica
And then I got the blues
Then I f..cked a college girl
Didn't have a clue
f..cked one turning sideways
I can't turn em down (?)
I f..cked em all
It seems like balling bitches
That's all I ever do
Hey you better watch your ass
I'll f..ck that too
I f..cked one on a freight train
Rolled a load all night
f..cked a girl in Pittsburgh
Steel is what they like
f..cked an operator
Yeah she takes my calls
I f..cked em all
