Dragon Boy Suede Plug Life
Look at me! At that Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf
Quietly reading, maybe tweeting some tweetings
In walks a d-bag with no courtesy
That's yakking like a dingbat
No! He sits right next to me!
Should I leave? Should I move?
I don't want to! My sacred ground's been stumbled onto
It's time to make it stop
It's time to make it end
Reach in my pocket, say hello to my little friends
I live that Plug Life, you know how I do
I got that left ear plug and that right ear plug
I don't hear you
I don't hear you
I don't hear you
I don't hear you
Can't hear that guy on his phone
Can't hear that couple arguing
Can't hear that pitbull barking tied up outside Boston Market
Can't hear that motorcycle revving up in front of Target
Or that person cursing while they're circling cuz they can't find parking
How to act!
Folks don't seem to know that
Whether in So Cal, or any other locale
Always got'em with me
Won't leave home without 'em
It's like watching TV without the volume
I live that Plug Life, you know how I do
I got that left ear plug and that right ear plug
I don't hear you
I don't hear you
I don't hear you
I don't hear you
Can't hear that car alarm
Can't hear that police siren
Can't hear that family fighting, don't care that that baby's crying
Can't hear that thunder or that guy who just got struck by lightning
Screaming cuz he caught on fire
I am fine, everything's quiet
I live that Plug Life, you know how I do
I got that left ear plug and that right ear plug
I don't hear you
I don't hear you
I don't hear you
I don't hear you