Dr. Hook If Not You
Who’s gonna water my plants
Who’s gonna patch my pants
And who’s gonna give me the chance
To feel brand new
Who’s gonna iron my shirts
Who’s gonna kiss where it hurts
And who needs a man when he flirts
The way I do
Who, if not you
Who, if not you
Who, if not you
Tell me who, if not you
Who’s gonna wake me on time
Who’ll smile and say I look fine
And who’s gonna stay on my mind
The whole day through, girl
Who’s gonna see that I’m fed
And who’s gonna want me in bed
But who’ll watch TV instead
Because I do
Who, if not you
Tell me who, if not you
