Doug Kershaw Don't Mess With My Toot Toot
Don't mess with my toot toot
Don't mess with my toot toot
Now you could have the other woman
But don't mess with my toot toot
Well, she was born in a basement
The doctor slap her behind
He said, 'You're gonna be special
A-you gonna be fine'
A-you can look as much
But if you much as touch
You're gonna have yourself a case
I'm gonna break your face
So don't mess with my toot toot
Don't mess with my toot toot
Now, you could have the other woman
But don't mess with my toot toot
Don't mess with my toot toot
Don't mess with my toot toot
Now, you could have the other woman
But don't mess with my toot toot
When she was born in a basement
The doctor slapped her behind
He said, 'You gonna be special
A-you gonna be fine'
Now you can look as much
But if you much as touch
You're gonna have yourself a case
I'm gonna break your face
So don't mess with my toot toot
Don't mess with my toot toot
Now you could have the other woman
But don't mess with my toot toot
Now you could have the other woman
But don't mess with my toot toot!
'Well alright, alright'
