Doug Anthony All Stars Skinhead Sooty
Sooty's all grown up he's not a puppet anymore He's interested in getting pissed and passing out on the floor, Oi! He glassed Basil Brush with a bottle of stout And threw a dart in Squeek's eyes before he pulled it out Who's that walking on air? Bouncing down the street without a care? It's skin head Sooty, with the killer xylophone, Oi! With blood soaked bovver boots and a racist attitude A mean f..cking mother's son Not afraid of anyone Got the others on the run Here he comes, here he comes Sooty the skin, Oi! queek, queek, queek, queek, queek, Oi! Sooty's got a tattoo and he's gone and shaved his head He's dating muppets half his age And getting them into bed He says his old friends are all miserable pricks They're married now or dead and gone Or mentally sick Who's that walking on air? Bouncing down the street without a care? Well the hunce caught up with Basil Brush and he got clubbed to death (god blimy, god blimy etc) Hey Paul, it's enough mate It's dead mate) mate, you've knocked the stuffing out of him Bill and Ben got little weed and smoked it in the shed Weed! Weed! Weed! Blubba that little weed Zebadee ODed on E and now he's pushing clover It's not lawn I got it from the womballs Dougal blindly humps the leg of his owner I say, what's that tune, said Dougal (Last post, damn, splinter) Ow bobby is a bigot the clangers flew away The thunderbirds are puppets, No! And Andy Pandy's Gay! (and proud people, and proud, no strings on end, he stands up himself = these days) Who's causing havoc on the docks? In a pair of bright red braces and cherry red docs! It's skin head Sooty with the killer xylophone With a blood soaked Stanley knife And a racist attitude He'll wait until you're all alone Crack your skull, break your bones Send the pieces to your home He's the one All in fun Sooty the skin-head Oi, oi, oi, oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi!
