Dos Gringos I'm A Pilot
Well I walk up to you and I shake your hand
Ask you how your day was, you were up all night, that
sucks I understand
Now hurry the f..ck up cause I don't want to wait
I'm in a hurry and it's your fault I'm stepping 20
minutes late
Cause I'm a pilot, I only care about me
I don't give a f..ck if I bring your jet back code 2 or
code 3
I'm a pilot and I never make mistakes
I'll take the credit if it aint broken, I'll blame you
if it breaks
I don't even know where the oil filter lies
But I'll tell you fix it faster, goddammit! ‘Cause
I'm the one who flies
And I'll leave FOD in the cockpit without even a trace
Then I'll over-g the targeting pod with a smile on my
face
Cause I'm a pilot, I only care about me
I don't give a f..ck if I bring your jet back code 2 or
code 3
I'm a pilot and I never make mistakes
I'll take the credit if it aint broken, I'll blame you
if it breaks
I'll put out some chaff, maybe a flare. Aw f..ck it
Cause when I get back I want to see you have to replace
the whole damn bucket
And the ECM pod that one's my favorite joke
Forget to turn it on? f..ck no! It just pisses me off
when something aint broke
Cause I'm a pilot and I'm a mean old son of a bitch.
Yeah I know that it sucks that it's all cold and rainy
outside and here I am all warm and toasty inside my
cockpit. Hey crewchief, while you're at it, why don't
you get my tapes for me? What? Do you think I want to
hold this helmet bag all damn day?
I'll piss on your seat and blame it on a leak
Oh wait, gotta think of something else that's the same
excuse that I used last week
When I'm taxiing in do whatever it is you do
You can do a dance, pull down your pants, I don't care
I not even looking at you
And I'm sorry I scratched your jet up, maybe she had an
itch
Cause your baby may have your name on her, but I just
made her my bitch
Cause I'm a pilot, I only care about me
I don't give a f..ck if I bring your jet back code 2 or
code 3
I'm a pilot and I never make mistakes
I'll take the credit if it aint broken, I'll blame you
if it breaks
