Doors Tonight You're In For A Special Treat
Ah, ladies and gentlemen, I don't know if you realize it, but tonight youre in for a special treat. No, no, no, not that, not that! You only get that treat on full moons. Besides, I know there's a lot of young people here, and I wouldn't want anybody to think thatt I want to screw them tonight. The Last time it happened grown men where weeping. Policemen were turning in their badges. Oh, I get, I get it. Everyone was intimidated tonight by all the security precautions an everything. Ah... well, just remember their motto is "Protect and Serve".
