Divine Comedy Bernice Bobs Her Hair
Bernice bobs her hair In the barber's in the square All her new-found friends are there to see it done Bernice bobs her hair She's been driven to despair 'Cos her cousin doesn't care about anyone Her hair was long Her hair was dark Her hair fell down her back And now it lies upon the floor Bernice runs out the door Marjorie had told her what to wear to the parties Marjorie had told her what to say to the boys Now Marjorie was jealous of her social advances And presented her with this choice: "Bernice, bob your hair You've persistently declared This intention Do you dare to disagree?" So Bernice bobs her hair And is instantly ensnared In a trap so well-prepared by Marjorie Her hair was long Her hair was dark Her hair fell down her back The mirror tells of her mistake Her heart is fit to break So when it's dark And her cousin sleeps Into the room she creeps Marjorie's curls come down like rain Bernice runs for her train
