Dirt Poor Robins Deadhorse '77
[NARRATOR]
We had every reason to say It was implausible. Unbelievable. Impossible. But alas, we now understand: we were wrong. For when young Theodora stumbled upon It, among the smoldering fuselage in Deadhorse, Alaska, It would forever alter the course of her world. And our world
Even though it had long slumbered in the womb of the deep since the dawn of mankind, to us, It is a novel despair! Undiscovered until we brought our drills to Prudhoe Bay. Once our machines were ignited they hummed with a sound like a purr. And the drilling grew into a growl. Now, whether by accident or by fate, they chanted this sleeping titan's name, and It awoke
We knew not what we did
