Didjits Top Fuel
Two big wheels and a nitro brigade
A big busted chickie at the end of the strip
The big black and white, she is a-callin' my name
I don't know why I waste my time
On chumps like this
If you think you got it
I'll just pound you back down
My lean cheetah muscle will show you who's king
When my hot rod hits the line
You'll know who to crown
'Cause I'm the hero of the road
And my anthem you will sing
Drag drag drag, through the red and the green
Drag drag drag, my ride is so cool
Drag drag drag, she's my killer top fuel
In the winner's circle with a queen in each arm
I'm filing my nails while you're crossin' the line
The bubbly flows and I'm the king of the town
Daddy always said to kick a boy when he's down
Drag drag drag, through the red and the green
Drag drag drag, my ride is so cool
Drag drag drag, she's my killer top fuel
