Diamond Rio Bubba Hyde
Barney works down at the A&P
He drives a baby blue A.M.C.
Ain't missed a day of work in 13 years
He's a fire department volunteer
He's got a yard that's always just been mowed
Collected stamps since he was 10 years old
You've never seen a more regular guy
But when the sun goes down on Friday night
Chorus:
Slaps on his Hai Karate after shave
Puts on his Elvis jacket custom made
Gets in his patent leather zebra boots
Fires up his super sport Maliby
He bursn the rubber 'cross the county line
A honky tonkin' fool till closing time
You ought to see him metamorphosize
From Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde
Monday morning it's a suit and tie
attention shoppers there's a two for one buy
Theusday afternoon he mans the wheel
Make his round in the bookmobile
He's got a Wednesday night canasta game
Thursday's the tourney at the bowling lanes
His friends would freak out if they only knew
The party animal he turns into
Chorus
You oughta see him metamorphosize
From Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde
