Dent May Howard
Howard Abbey sang
Rock and roll songs
Out on the road until it
All went wrong
He's been down since
The band broke up
Singing them songs got
Em all chocked up
Howard's going bald now
He feels like a hack
He thought that he was
Burned out
But he's back
Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show
Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show
Making that money always
Felt so good
Living the life like
A young man should
Playing all night getting
Stoned all day
Howard Abbey don't
Feel so great
Howard's getting fatter
He's rusty in the sack
Nothing really matter's
Cause he's back
Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show
Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show
LA LA LA
LAA LAA LAA
LA LA LA
Ladies and gentlemen
All the way from
Oxford, Mississippi
Howard
Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show
Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show
Howard's got a one man show
