Deep Switch Nine Inches Of God!
Tonight the nun is learning how to speak in tongues Tonight she'll come to understand the evil one Nine inches of God will rise to sing her songs of praise Nine inches of God inside will rectify her ways.
Leve with the devil kneeling in the night Take his tube and smoke his pipe Join loins lock your glands feel a roman spear in your hands
Nine Inches of God!
Servants of the Lord may not beget But Satan's tool is always wet Lost sheep, on heat? let this be my body you eat!
Nine Inches of God!
(Solo)
Nine Inches of God!
Don't you see they've got it wrong. Heaven is nine inches long God's beard is just a pubic grin Mother nature knows no sin!
Solo (w/Bell!)
And the Lord spake unto the nun saying, "Lift up they nasty habit and let not thine candle holder be hid from my sight. Neither let thy choir boys fall upon the stony ground lest they should never rise up again".
And the Lord spake again saying, "If a nun snog a priest she shall rejoice, even as the rabbits of the field rejoice and if a nun putteth fire in the deacon's beacon she shall fall down and know the fruits thereof and when the spirit has entered into her she shall sit upon the right hand of God and know the joy of heaven - Amen
