Decora Spazz
[Laughing]
I'm on Broadway
One, two
One, two, three, four
Yeah
[Verse 1]
I wake up in the morning and I wanna make some breakfast
Cereal bowl, spoon all up on my checklist
Got my Laughing Giraffe, cherry ginger cereal
I love it because it's made of the organic material
Cocoa oil provides a dose of lauric acid
Tough day ahead, so I need it just to pass it
Go to pour my oat milk, then I start to flip
Because I turn it upside down and THERE'S ONLY ONE DRIP
[Chorus]
How's your day?
Is it goooooooood?
Is it greeeeeeeeat?
I was gonna answer you, but then you walked away
How's your day?
Is it goooooooood?
Is it greeeeeeeeat?
I was gonna answer you, but then you walked away
[Verse 2]
I'm going to Tulum(?) to a yoga retreat
Get some fresh air and enjoy the 90 degree heat
I'm bringing Fifi so I pack her Lulus
With a bag for poo poo for my boo boo
And her teepee
My dog is wearing her favorite dress
MDMA, THC in the pocket in her chest
CBD and we're standing in line
I'm using sharper wheels(?) because they work everytime
Now I'm in tsa but they're so damn heartless
They won't let us through even though
She's wearing her EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DOG HARNESS
[Chorus]
How's your day?
Is it goooooooood?
Is it greeeeeeeeat?
I was gonna answer you, but then you walked away
How's your day?
Is it goooooooood?
Is it greeeeeeeeat?
I was gonna answer you, but then you walked away
[Verse 3]
I saw Ariana Grande open for Beyoncé
Singing “Thank You, Next” and I'm all hyped up
Now I'm walkin' out the Garden, soaking up the skyline
Just got a text from my friend at the High Line
We goin' to The Standard to meet Cardi B
I'll introduce you to her cuz I got VIP
You got 15 minutes cuz my phone gonna die
And after that I'm gonna be inside
Now you know it's lit, feeling like New York is mine
I call a Uber and he shows up on time
Pellegrino, Altoids, phone charger on the side
Gonna get a great review, five-star car ride
Start to doze off on his plush, plush seats
After 10 minutes, look up at the street
I'm staring at the sign and what does it say?
East 33rd?
He went the WRONG WAAAAAAAAAAAAY
[Opera voices, layered]
He went the wrong way
He went the wrong way
He went the wrong way
He went the wrong way
[He went the wrong way]
He went the wrong way
He went the wrong way
He went the wrong way
He went the wrong way
[He went the wrong way]
He went the wrong way
He went the wrong way
He went the wrong way
He went the wrong way
[He went the wrong way]
He went the wrong way
He went the wrong way
He went the wrong way
He went the wrong way
[He went the wrong way]
