Deadsy Itsy Bitsy Titsy Girl
La la la la la la
Oh itty bitty titty girl,
Where are you?
Oh itty bitty titty,
Said our love was true.
Oh my itty bitty titty,
So young and so unused.
Now itty bitty titty,
Plays a mean hop-scotch.
As she does her little ditty,
I can stare at her crotch.
Oh my itty bitty titty,
Little queen of double dutch.
Now itty bitty titty girl,
Where are you?
Oh itty bitty titty,
With those eyes so blue.
Oh I love how itty bittys,
Little blouse is so see through.
So itty bitty titty,
Now your off to camp.
But I bet,
Those itty bitty undies still are damp.
I'll be waiting for September,
In the playground outside your class.
Now itty bitty titty,
Quit when I wasn't through.
I found a place to keep her hid,
Where nobody knew.
Now my itty bitty titty,
Lights up all of my afternoons.
Oh itty bitty titty,
As I came she blew.
Still she doesnt't't hold,
Her candle to her black silk suit.
As she clutches itty bitty titty,
Now we're three from two.