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The Fez (live Version) Lyrics


Dead Milkmen The Fez (live Version)

Hello Colin, it's the Fez

Who has angered the volcano god?
Who has angered the volcano god?
Who has angered the volcano god?
Who has angered the volcano god?
You have angered the volcano god

I'd like to help you, son, but you smell like a goat
(Ha, ha, ha, ha)

Chonga, the goat-boy's in the village again
Chonga, the goat-boy's in the village again
He's frightening the women and he's raping the men because
Chonga, the goat-boy's in the village again

Excuse me while I puke and die
(Ha, ha, ha, ha)

Oh, he pisses me off, huh? You know what
What really gets me mad in this life?
The goddamn periodic table of elements
They've got 109 or so naturally occurring elements

Then they've got 10 or 11 of these
Non-naturally occurring man-made elements
They give them names like Einsteinium
Californium and Nobelium

And what I want to know is
If they're man made
Then how the hell can they be elements, huh?

Know what's bothering my mind?

There's a time for taking
And a time for giving
But ripping off the Butthole Surfers
Is how we make our living
(Ha, ha, ha, ha)


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