Dead Milkmen Now Everybody's Me
Everybody hates Edie Brickell All my favorite shows are on TV All the restaurants serve my favorite food 'Cause now everybody's me Now my apartment's really crowded 'Cause I live there and I'm everybody Everybody's sleeping with my girl But, hey, everybody's me CHORUS Now everybody's me Now everybody's me Now everybody's me Now everybody's me Everybody's watching "Married with Children" Everybody's into beastiality The stores stopped selling Amstel Light 'Cause now everybody's me Everybody loves Charles Manson Everybody wants to set him free Everybody's on the parole board 'Cause now everybody's me CHORUS I had to put an end to war It didn't make a lot of sense to shoot at myself No moe Christians, Jews, Muslims or Amway Salesmen Just a whole planet of TV addicts They had to lower all the basketball nets 'Cause everybody's only 5 foot 3 And everybody likes to dress like a monkey 'Cause now everybody's me ---------------------------------------------------------
