Dead Milkmen Air Crash Museum
Went out to feed the cattle
And to my surprise
My lawn was full of bodies
Just a gatherin' up the flies
A big ol' jet liner
Had dropped from out of the sky
Well, I was so darn happy that
I couldn't believe my eyes
We're gonna stuff 'em
Put 'em on display
'Tween Patsy Cline
Buddy Holly
Loadin' up my tractor
Gonna take the bodies inside
Betty Lou will bring the sawdust
And I've got the formaldehyde
I'm callin' up my neighbors
Tell 'em all to drop by
A body stuffin' party
And we'll bake some kidney pie
We're gonna stuff 'em
Put 'em on display
'Tween Patsy Cline
Buddy Holly
We'll have our own
Air crash museum
People lined for miles
Just to see 'em
Jim Croce's in the corner
The Big Bopper's by the stairs
Ricky Nelson's in the kitchen
But nobody cares
