Album Name : Live At the Roisin Dubh
Release Date : 2011-02-10
Song Duration : 3:49
Dead Cat Bounce Christians In Love
It’s pretty clear, theyve no idea what they're doing
But its their wedding night, and theyre determined to get through it
Christians in Love
rolling around like a couple if pigs in a Barrel
Christians in Love
Flapping about like a couple of Trout in a Puddle
Like a Chimpanzee at a buffet car,
theyre just grabbing at things before they know what they are
And seeing if they can fit them in their mouths
Like a Pony trapped in a broken lift,
theyve no idea what buttons theyve pressed
Theyre just enjoying going up and down
And theyre making neighing sounds
And as the daybreak looms, their crazy passion knows no limit
Cause neither one of them, know how they're meant to know theyre finished
Christians in Love
Rubbing away like theyre getting a stain off a carpet
Christians in Love
Making a sound like a goose being drowned in a bucket
Like a shithouse door in a force nine gale,
theyre banging away till the hinges fail
With no discernable sense of rhythm
Like Keanu Reeves in the movie speed
theyre scared that slowing down might lead
To some sort of explosive cataclysm
Taking Dennis Hopper with them
By now Ive guessed, I guess I know what youre all thinking
Why am I watching them, and how have they not heard me singing
Christians in Love
Possibly deaf or else so incredibly focused
On the task in hand that theres a four piece band they havent noticed
In the en-suite watching them get laid,
and wondering when well be paid
For a wedding that's been over several hours
But well stick it out as long as it takes
till either our resolve or the headboard breaks
At least weve got a toilet and a shower (right guys?)
Then I guess well just keep singing louder
Hey you, wheres our money? Hey you, wheres our money?
Hey you, wheres our money? Hey you, wheres our money?
