David Lee Roth No Big 'ting
Can't seem to sew a single hole
In my pocket, Lord, I've tried
Yeah, money talks, I should know
Mine always says, goodbye
And I know that money can't buy love
I've parked my speedboat next to some
This jungleness bad boy sufferer
Yes, I have
Price of an education
'Least now I know
It's no big t'ing
No big t'ing
Time for these boot heels to be wanderin'
Towards those burnin' sands
A genetical testimony
That white boys simply cannot dance
Can't let that little stuff trip you up
I'll take the fattest chance
Now I've got the answer
To a question no one asked
So, here's two rules, I got for you
Great ones for livin' under
First, don't sweat the little shit
Second is, there ain't no other
Tattoos, scars and missin' parts
And all the rich have ever proven
Is they are to life
What American Bandstand is
To the theory of evolution
Price of an education
'Least now I know
It's no big t'ing
No big t'ing
Who needs the aggravation
It all adds up
To no big t'ing
No big t'ing
Stamps in my passport
Now they're Polaroids and drinkin' stories
And I've got some good ones
Now it's gettin' harder to ignore me
Now I'm believin' half the reason
Just for leavin' is comin' home
What'd you see and who'd you do
What you done?
I'll be loungin' on the Rivera
Rivera couch that is
When you're surfin' 40 footers
You don't need no tricks
Future's lookin' brighter
Every beer that I pour in me
Even this I have to say
With absolute uncertainty
Too much exasperation
'Least now I know
It's no big t'ing
No big t'ing
Price of an education
'Least now I know
It's no big t'ing
No big t'ing
No big t'ing, no big t'ing
They finally tore
The old schoolhouse down
Forever gone my history
Yeah, what used to be
And now when I go drivin' by
And point where I
Used to go to school
I'm pointin' at an A&P
All I'm leavin' when it's time to go
Is my old blue jeans, an' gold
Brass Zippo, teach in turn
All these secret things I've learned
And all I got from history
And careful how you take it
Is recognize the same mistake
Every time you make it
Price of an education
'Least now I know
It's no big t'ing
No big t'ing
Who needs the aggravation
It all adds up
To no big t'ing
No big t'ing
