David Allan Coe Itty Bitty Titties
We was swappin stories with a bunch of the guys
some were the truth and some were lies.
We were talking bout all them girls we known
and how they love them big titties so.
Well they looked at me and said well how bout you?
I said boys them itty bitty titties will do
well they were laughing at me and calling me weird
and I said boys let me tell you 'bout them itty bitty
titties.
Well it seems all the boys that were doin the laughin
learned about their titties in National Geographic
learned about mine in a Girl Scout tent
let me tell you how my education went.
When she opened her blouse well I stared at aw
cause I was in love with what I saw
and though them titties may have lacked in size
them titties were alive and right in front of my eyes.
Yeah itty bitty titties
Itty bitty titties
Itty bitty titties
Itty bitty titties
I love itty bitty titties
Well I still remember all the fun I had
that Girl Scout shoulda won a merit badge
I swore when I got back to the city
I was gonna get some more of them itty bitty titties.
Now itty bitty titties fit right in your mouth
you don't have to worry bout the sides falling out
they got itty bitty nipples just the size of nickels,
Itty bitty titties what I'm talking about.
Yeah itty bitty titties.
Itty bitty titties
Itty bitty titties
Itty bitty titties
I love itty bitty titties
Who else loves them itty bitty titties in here?
Now itty bitty titties don't need no brazier
cause they stick straight out in the atmosphere
and when you get old they won't fall of your chest
itty bitty titties are the very best....
And now I don't give a damn about Mrs. Dolly
give me itty bitty titties and I'll get my jollies
they melt in your mouth they fit in your hand
itty bitty titties are the joy of the land.
That's right
Yeah itty bitty titties
Itty bitty titties
Those itty bitty titties
Itty bitty titties
I love itty bitty titties
Now every story has a moral to it
being the moral young man I am
I'm going to tell you the moral of this story.
You ready boys?
Well I've heard it said all over this land
that you can judge a man by the size of his hand
so if you want yourself a girl with a tight little
kitty
you better find yourself a girl with itty bitty
titties.
Yeah itty bitty titties
Itty bitty titties
Those itty bitty titties
Itty bitty titties
I love itty bitty titties
I do how bout you?