Dave Brockie Experience Hard For A 'tard
Well, I guess I probably f..cked about a million girls And if half of them were women, I'd shit a string of pearls Still, I guess that most of them were usually men... Society makes a man mouth-fuck his best friend
Hard for a 'tard I saw her in the yard Walking after kitty, she stepped in a turd Hard for a 'tard Got her in my car Slipped into her tard-hole, she didn't say a word...
f..cking this retarded chick at the end of the block She gets confused by the smell of air But the sex is fantastic so I just don't care Something about this retard gets me hard as a rock She gets lost falling down the stairs But she sure knows her way around my pubic hairs
Hard for a 'tard Her brain is deeply scarred Throwing rocks at Kitty, she's eating a turd Hard for a 'tard Get in the f..cking car Retarded chicks should be f..cked and not heard
Now her hot retard pussy always there for the taking You know she won a Golden Globe, you know she could be faking And still the quest for Oscar gold we are together making As my lumpy penis-pie her vagi-stove is baking
I'm in love with a girl that's f..cking retarded The only time she made a sound was when her pussy farted But it gets better and I'm telling ya how... I found her medicare checks and I'm cashing them now...
Hard for a 'tard My perfect putt was parred Kitty is becoming a turd Hard for a 'tard The turd is in a jar Retards and old people need some cock too...
Hard for a 'tard x4
Retarded chicks should be f..cked and not heard
