Dave Barrett Intimate Tonight
Well the big bodacious beauties down on Plum Grove Rd Give out greetings of generous salutations. And along comes Succulent Sam and the Champagne Man And they say "Do you know the way to Gloryland". So they go on down to the local bar Where choir boys sing their praises tonight And Succulent Sam grabs both ladies hands and says "Would you like to get intimate tonight". Well now the aging primadonnas down on bartenders row Are dressed with signs of perfection. And they pop a pill as a sign of good will And the boys see it as a prescription to fill And the local Raggedy Ann and Andy They are dancing under smoked fill lights Oh, he tries to cop a peek, as he kiss's her cheek And says "Would you like to get intimate tonight". Well now, Succulent Sam and the Champagne Man Got dumped for some boys from Waukegan. And the aging primadonna's lay a hand upon their breast And they pray to the good Lord to restore a lost commandment And the big bodacious beauties they are rumbling now With the choir Boys in the loft land of life. And Succulent Sam fends off the Champagne Man. And says "You ain't getting intimate tonight"
