Darwin Deez 800 Human
Are you sick of not existing?
Or does your halo just not flatter your face?
Feel brand new in just three easy payments.
Try it free, what it's like to be.
But wait! There's more! The sky is not the limit!
The body you have always wanted, let us put you in it.
Bad karma, no karma, you too can get a life.
And it's all for the low, low price
Of what it's like to be human,
Ahhh, ahhh
What it's like to be alive,
What it's like to be human,
What it's like to be human.
Oh, no returns, and no exchanges.
And of course, at first, you won't know what your f..cking name is.
Void where prohibited, or if your lover leaves.
Putrefaction guaranteed!
Just call the number on your screen:
800 - what it's like to be human,
Ahhh, ahhh
What it's like to be alive,
What it's like to be human,
What it's like to be human.
On Earth, as it is in Heaven,
Condemned to be free.
And yes, even angels fall for legalese.
So lead us not into late-night TV,
But deliver us no C.O.D.s.
What it's like to be human, (yeah, yeah)
What it's like to be alive,
Yeah, oh oh oh oh-oh
Oh oh ah ah-ah
Oh oh oh oh-oh
Oh oh ah ah-ah
Ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh (x8)
All anybody knows is how the jingle goes.
Cause all anyone knows is how the jingle goes.
Cause all, cause all, cause all, cause all, cause all
Anyone knows is how the jingle goes.
