(there's Not Enough Songs About) Squash Lyrics

Darren Hanlon (there's Not Enough Songs About) Squash

(Too lazy to edit so there are chords in this one too)

(There's Not Enough Songs About) Squash (Hanlon)
G D Em C Bm C D
Why do I (G) bother I don¹t know (D)
I¹ll turn (Em) off my radio
(C)Day after (Bm) day the air(C)waves are awash (D)
With (G) songs of ones in love (D)
And (Em) those who are out of
There¹s just (C)not enough (D) songs about squash (G)

Maybe to (G)you it¹s just a game (D)
Some(Em)where you heard the name
Not (C)for the claustro(Bm)phobic, a [C]pastime for the
posh (D)
Without (G)sounding too peculiar (D)
If it¹s the (Em)cardiovascular
You¹re [C]after then you (D) can¹t go past squash (G)

(C)Netball, (Bm)t-ball, (Am)orienteering (G)
Are all worth a second hearing
(C)Football, handball, four-in-a-square
Are all (D)good but (C)they just (Bm)don¹t (Am)compare

I (G) hope I¹m speaking clearly (D)
(Em) because there¹s no not nearly
(C)enough (D) songs about (G) squash

A E F#m D C#m D E
A E F#m D E A

(A)Oh no it¹s raining (E)
We¹ll have to (F#m)cancel tennis training
But look (D)here, never (C#m)fear, throw (D)down that
(E)mackintosh
I know a (A)game under a roof (E)
It¹s just (F#m)four walls and the truth
It¹s (D)fun, rain hail or (E)sun, it¹s (A)squash

(D)Red dot, (C#m)green dot, (Bm)yellow dot ball (A)
Try and bounce it off the wall
(D)Headband, wristband, fuzzy handled racket
Can¹t (E)some (D)DJ play a (C#m)squash song in their
(Bm)bracket

No (A)I¹m not trying to fool ya
(E)It¹ll (F#m)either kill or cure ya (D)
(E)It¹s (A)squash

You see there¹s (D)not enough (E)songs
There¹s (F#m)not enough (C#m)songs
There¹s (D)not enough (E)songs about (F#m)squash
There¹s (D)not enough (E)songs
There¹s (F#m)not enough (C#m)songs
There¹s (D)not enough (E)songs about (A)squash