Darcy Clay Jesus I Was Evil
[Intro]
I used to do lots of things
[Verse 1]
I used to do things and I'd say things and Jesus I was evil
Make things and break things and Jesus I was evil
I never shook babies, I never beat no ladies
[Verse 2]
I used to crash parties and Maseratis and I, I was evil
Go places and pull faces and Jesus I was evil
I never shook babies, I never beat no ladies
[Chorus]
But Jesus I was evil
Jesus I was evil
He never shook babies, he never beat no ladies
[Bridge]
Now I help old ladies cross the street, and I
Now I shine the shoes upon my feet, and I
Now I grow the food that feeds the homeless in the streets, and I
Comb my hair one billion times a week, and I
Say my prayers before I go to sleep at night
I never shook babies, I could never beat no ladies
I never shook babies, I never beat no ladies
[Chorus]
But Jesus I was evil, Jesus I was evil
He never shook babies, he never beat ladies
Jesus I was evil, Jesus I was evil
