Daphne & Celeste Never Been To Memphis
Keep ya rib - eyes an' ya rodeo Keep those cowboys offa my radio Dancin' in line - What are ya sheep? (BAAA) Do you need to be told how to move to the beat Country and Western - gimmie my stetson banjo - Washboard - Red neck overload - Yea I;m right behind Their idea of a good time sure ain't mine! Swap that there - ten gallon hat For a New York Yankies baseball cap Don't want Rhinestones on our microphones Cos we ain't never been to Memphis No - we ain't never been to Memphis Don't sing to me 'bout no wanderin' star Or standin' by ya man an' his slide guitar That chicken weres' supposed to keep ya there But I'm lookin' around an' you's everywhere I see you an' Garth sittin' up a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G. Ain't gonna happen Listen to me I've an allergy to mullet-heads - see! Swap that there - ten gallon hat For a New York Yankies baseball cap Don't want Rhinestones on our microphones Cos we ain't never been to Memphis Don't brainwash me from tennesse No - cos we ain't never been to Memphis Don't want Rhinestones on our microphones Cos we ain't never been to Memphis No - we ain't never been to Memphis Mid 8 step to the left Jump to the right Now jump off a cliff That'd be a beautiful sight Clap your hands Rattle those spurs Yeeha baby most sincerely From me and her Rawhide! Yea that's my backside Here on the prairie the gals are real hairy These cowboy boots are no substitute Jeepers creepers gimmie my sneekers
