Daphne & Celeste I Love Your Sushi
Let me tell ya all about the other night When we were hanging out at the sumo fight I was told these guys were worrior fighters The home come they're still wear diapers How many doughnuts do ya get through in a day Just to keep ya looking that way You're riding the road to self destruction Hey mister! You need liposuction! Teriaki makes me happy Give it up for Celeste and Daphne! Teriaki makes me happy Well that's what he said his name was I love your shushi Daphne and Celeste - East meets west (ergh) I love your shushi We' come to hang in ole' Japan! I thought I'd let ua know that it was hard to go Away from home alone right here in Tokyo But a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do And I think it's time we made our Japanesse debut It's customary here to take the shoes of you feet (poo ee) And ya cross your legs on the floor when ya eat This is no wisecrack but when ya hit the sack These futons are like a rock And they're breaking my back I love your shushi Daphne and Celeste - East meets west (ergh) I love your shushi We' come to hang in ole' Japan! You love sci-fi - bonsai - stir fry I love Lucy on my T.V! You love eastwood cowboy movies Howdy doody I love sushi You love rockin' - rollin' - bowlin' I love Lucy on my T.V. You love noodles - yankie doodles Howdy doody I love sushi I love your shushi Got me a koto in Kumumoto Traded it for an Elvis photo I love your sushi Kareoked almost every night I knocked 'em dead with the voice (yea right) I love your shushi Daphne and Celeste - East meets west (ergh) I love your shushi We're telling you Japan is cool!
