Dans Home Grown Runaway Shean
* sung to the same tune as Soul Asylum's "Runaway Train" * Shean's a cheese and he hits on ugly girls He thinks that he's the best drinker in the world But Dan knows that he can drink Shean under the table Because he's here - he's ready, willing and he's able Why was Shean in the bathroom for an hour? Could it be he's doing laundry in the shower? Can't pay for cigarettes or even for his rent He doesn't have it but it already is spent You lazy, stinking, f..cking slob Get off your ass and get a job Maybe then we wouldn't have to see you here... (chorus:) Runaway Shean - never come back Run away to that house that sells crack Get your f..cking ass out of my house I'd rather live with a cockroach or a mouse Shean comes home real drunk and he wishes That tiny elves have cleaned up all the dishes He's on a diet of spaghetti and baked beans His smelly feet can make your face turn green What are all these empty cans doing right here? Oh, I forgot... it's Shean's admission to "Free Beer" He'll get real drunk tonight and then what will he do? Probably start a fight with Pi Alpha Nu If you come home and break a glass Brett's gonna kick you in your ass Why don't you just pass out on the couch? (and then we'll sign you out) * repeat chorus * Shean gets dissed by girls like thirty times a week Sometimes he gets so mad he hardly even speaks But that's alright with me - you know I'm not complaining It just means more air time for me that I am gaining... * repeat chorus 2x and fade out * DEDICATED TO THE CREW AT 244 ONTARIO STREET - THE SUMMER OF '93... ALBANY, NEW YORK..... .. THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES!
