Danny! Off The Hook
[Danny!:]
When I got the phone call from my girl Boscoe
Askin' if I wanna go and grab some tacos
Yo I'm in the middle of Street Fighter X
I ain't tryna hit up all you can eat night again
But Boscoe was like "Ho put down the console
If you go to bed starvin' they'll hold me responsible"
She was right son the kid was hungry
So I stopped M. Bison from kicking Chun Li
And I pressed pause, put on my fresh drawers quickly
Yes ya'll even shaved my chest all spiffy
Then Nikkie Jean hit me, said she was in town for the week
And do I wanna come and join her in the sheets
Sweet hit up her suite an hour later
Frontwards backwards I'm a power player
Didn't want Boscoe to be mad I didn't meet her
So before I left home left the phone of the receiver
[Hook:]
Maybe he's sleeping, maybe he's I'll
(That's what I want her to think I'm such a stinker)
Phone disconnected, unpaid bill it's off the hook
It's off the hook
It's off the hook
It's off the hook
It's off the hook
[Danny!:]
89.99 a month that is comical
No frills whole phone bill astronomical
My chips so tight
That's why I keep my talk time shorter than the head on a San Francisco dyke
[Che Grand:]
Sidekick vibratin' off the disco lights
The caller ID's read a "fuck my life"
Can't push ignore the cat's ringtone's spoldy oldy
But I ain't pickin' up unless this shit about some money
Preferably the type that I don't have yet
And you dudes need crackberry etiquette it's evident
But let me keep it relevant the data plan killing me
Move every three weeks so I don't see what they billing me
The f..ckery, texting me to RSVP
To a show I'm not on duechebag get gone
Your buzz won't last long I pushed the power button
Callin' from an unknown like a nigga slow or somethin'
No, I'm thinking I may go to Morocco
Leave my cell phone an arm away message sayin swallow
Don't disturb the group but f..ck the system
Besides that they got GPS's in em
[Hook:]
Maybe he's sleeping, maybe he's I'll
Phone disconnected, unpaid bill it's off the hook
It's off the hook
It's off the hook
It's off the hook
It's off the hook
