Daniel Ingram The Perfect Stallion
[Sweetie Belle]
Cheerilee is sweet and kind.
She's the best teacher we could hope for!
The perfect stallion you and I must find.
One to really make her heart soar!
Buuut...
This one's too young;
This one's too old.
He clearly has a terrible cold!
Hay Fever: Achoo!
[Apple Bloom]
This guy's too silly;
He's way too uptight.
Persnickety: I say!
[Sweetie Belle]
Well nothing's wrong with this one,
He seems alright!
Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure thinks so.
[Sweetie Belle]
How 'bout this one?
[Apple Bloom]
He's much too flashy.
[Scootaloo]
He might do.
[Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle]
If he weren't so splashy.
[Apple Bloom]
Too short,
[Sweetie Belle]
Too tall,
[Apple Bloom]
Too clean,
[Scootaloo]
Too smelly!
[Sweetie Belle]
He's strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly!
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [sigh]
[Apple Bloom]
I don't think that we're mistaken.
It seems all the good ones are taken.
[Sweetie Belle]
I really feel that at this rate,
We'll never find the perfect date.
[Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle]
Don't wanna quit and give up hope!
Scootaloo: Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves
Day?
[Sweetie Belle]
Oh please, oh please, oh please say-
Big Macintosh: Nope.
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [gasp]
[Sweetie Belle]
We did it girls, we've found the one!
Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter!
Apple Bloom: Wait a minute, let me get this straight.
Are you talkin' about my brother?