Dan Bull One More Block
I've got to admit
I rather like playing Minecraft
Even though the graphic style's
Older than an iron bath
Creative's great but on survival
I am CRAP
It's like the beginning of Oblivion
with the giant rats
Swinging my fists around
and all I hit's the ground
This shit's tricky
And I'm not spitting about the Bristol sound
Wish I could be whipping out
a pixelated pistol
POW
Pigman down
now let's hit the town
Before I got this game I promise you
I did go out
but I've given it up for bricks
I'm clincally addicted now
I need my fix or else
I'll never leave my little house
Until I make it bigger
When my finger simply clicks the mouse
It fills me with a sensation of power
That's why I'm building me a sensational town
To compensate for the shame
When I gaze down in the shower
I've played for hours
I need a wee, so later
I'll have to change my trousers
Just one more block and i swear I'll stop
Just one more block and i swear I'll stop
Never mind beta blockers
I'm playing beta
And the blocks keep dropping
Like Sega's stocks lately
Watch:
I'm taking mobs down
Like a crazy cop
It'ill take a hand amputation
to make me stop
Go figure
My axe and crafting table made me lots
Gold digger
Bigger than Kanye and Jamie Foxx
Behaving like an 80s B-Boy:
Breaking rocks
Remaking the museum of building
at Avoncroft.
It's like a Lego set
With infinite bricks
And no chance of your vacuum cleaner
Picking up the bits
When I feel phiosophical
I sit and look at it
and think I'd rather dig
than touch Vanessa Hudgens' tits
It's
Like a game of Jenga
Without your friends beside
And there's a side
I'm quite eager to emphasise
Of course it's a geeky venture
Are you then surprised
Someone made a life-size model
of the Enterprise?
I went and tried that myself
But i got bored quick
although I still manage to replicate
The Borg Ship
and all it took
Was one brick
And one click
I know what you're thinking
No need to say it:
I'm sick
Just one more block and i swear I'll stop
Just one more block and i swear I'll stop
